A man was walking down the street when he saw a sign that said, “Talking Dog for Sale.”
Curious, he knocked on the door and asked the owner if it was true.
The owner pointed to the backyard and said, “Go ask him.”
The man went outside and saw a dog sitting calmly.
He asked the dog, “So… you can talk?”
The dog replied, “Yes, of course.”
The man was shocked and asked, “What did you do in your life?”
The dog answered, “I worked as a secret agent for many years.”
The man ran back inside and said, “Why are you selling such an amazing dog?”
The owner replied, “Because he lies all the time.”
